Hello friends! That's right, I said friends. And do you know what? Friends help friends move. They do! I know, this is a new thing to me as well, but apparently it's a truth fact. I even found evidence of it on the internets.
See? Look how happy those people are! They are having, like, the best day EVER.
Look at those people. Their heads are made of boxes, and they are still happy about moving.
So you see? The world wide web said that people like moving. So, in order to not deprive any of our friends and loved ones of the much needed joy of moving our things from one place to another, we have invited you, yes YOU, to help us move.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
Anyway! Moving day is Monday, Jan. 16th. We are picking up the truck at 9:00 am in Oakville (as a large portion of our stuff is in "storage" in Oakville). We will be spending the morning and early afternoon loading the truck with our stuff and cleaning our current house. Once we've received the keys for the new house from our lawyer, we'll be driving 39 houses up the street and unloading the truck.
Anyone who comes to help us move is entitled to lunch, dinner, and celebratory champagne or sparkling apple juice.
If you can make it, please let me know. I need all the help I can get. I have arms like a T-Rex; they don't actually do anything.
See? He can't even lift that box. Not with those tiny arms. Poor, poor T-Rex. Won't anyone help him move his stuff?
See on the 16th!
Love Lauren (and Joe) @laurenfightsyou or @m0_joe
